Happy Sexual Wednesday everyone!
I almost feel like this is a sin to blog on the same day as the new Jenna Marbles video but I don't really have a choice this week so Jenna can get over it, you too Mr. Marbles. Tomorrow morning when I usually blog, I'll be bathing a hairy pony (there's a precious picture of her on my facebook, go like it if you know what's good for you). And just for the record, I do not blog at 6:30 in the morning like it says I do? That would just be weird. This week is pretty crazy with Zones on Saturday, but I still think some exciting things have happened...one of the highlights of my week is being told "I'm just amazed at how cool you are." If you don't really know me and my roomie well, driving in a car with us is probably a bad idea. You WILL be subjected to watching us dance and sing...not well might I add. So thanks group #3 member for just admitting we're pretty cool and not weird like we know you really wanted to say.
This is another topic that I just need to get out in the open and resolved asap. I have been told at least 10 times this week that I am intimidating. Yes, that is the word of choice apparently. I don't really understand this? I'm 5'2" and 120 lbs, WHAT ARE YOU SCARED OF? Seriously? I really want to get to the bottom of this mainly because I usually am nice, just ridiculously sarcastic. People need to not take me so seriously because 90% of the things I say are not to be taken that way. SO since this is obvs an issue, you should leave me a comment on WHY you think I'm intimidating and HOW I should fix this false accusation. If you don't think I'm intimidating, thanks :)...This leads me into another story because asking people if they think I'm intimidating has its consequences. By that I mean, don't ask the first person you see at a party if they are intimidated by you because apparently that is just an invitation for them to hit on you. No it's not, you stop it. Don't get up in my face and say "noooooo, you're cute. Are your eyes green?" Um are you color blind? Yes, they're green. I really think he may have been color blind for reals, he thought I had blonde hair. Uhhhh, nah. And I hate blondes, hateeee them (unless you're already my friend). Sorry I'm not sorry.
Now I'm just going to give myself some props for being the BEST big on planet earth. And if you think I'm lying, I have a shot glass that says "Best Big" for proof! But anyway, most bigs don't do the things that I do for their littles (I love you all by the way). And I know I'm doing a really good job when they start throwing out comments and my reaction is like "omg, that is something I would have said." For example, like taking my little out drinking and she starts saying "LAUREN, IT'S TIME TO TAKE SHOTS!" Ummmm, it's 1:30 in the morning. It might be beer thirty but it's definitely not shot o'clock. She obviously disagrees with me and sees some fratastic d. bag with a blazer and tie on double fisting what I'm going to believe were rail drinks...if you don't know what a rail drink is, go to TOTS, order one and then you'll probably hate your life for the next day and a half. Anyway, she proceeds to start drinking one of his drinks but once he actually starts talking to her she waves her hand and says "You can go now" and dismisses him off. OMG! My jaw dropped, literally. I like to call this "making bros my bros." I could not have been more proud in that moment! I don't need anymore proof than that. I'm obvs doing something right with my life by passing down my awesome personality traits to the younger generation.
My Wednesday blog has been surprisingly enjoyable. I might have to start blogging on sexual Wednesday, you can deal with it Jenna Marbles. I do what I want, damnit! I should probably get back to packing, laundry, dancing and being awesome.
Special shoutout to everyone who played me in Words with Friends, especially to the first person to play me :), after last week's post. I am now playing 11 games of WWF, and losing all 11 of them. Oh yeaaah! I hear through the grapevine that several people want to make my blog before they graduate so start doing awesome things!!!
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